| | Are you ready for this? I call it "the iPod." Now "the iPod" works on both men and women. Really, it works with anything with nipples, but we're going to assume anyone reading this isn't dabbling into bestiality.
So what you do is this. You grab your partner's breast. Then you take one of your digits (I prefer the thumb, but really any finger will work.) Now, you moved it around in a circle around the nipple. Swirl it, if you will. Naturally, it's call "the iPod" because this is the same motion one makes to scroll through their iPod. That is, unless you don't have an iPod or only own an iPod shuffle, in which case you don't deserve to touch someone else's nipples anyway.
I have a feeling this is gonna be huge. Pretty soon, everyone is going to be giving "the iPod" to someone else. People are gonna skip class to give each other "iPods" in the bathroom. Jay-Z will be giving "the iPod" to his bitches in music videos. Tabloids are going to try to snap photos of celebrities giving each other "the iPod" on secluded beaches on the Mediterranean. People are going to forget that an iPod is an mp3 player, and when you say "I gave Tom an iPod for his birthday" people are gonna be like, "Dude, don't talk about Tom's nipples in church!"
So watch out, World. You're about to get the best "iPod" ever.
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